are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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