i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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