whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it glows. i had to have it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
