There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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