hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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