Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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