my room smells like sperm. sweet.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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