So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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