Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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