Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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