Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i think i just lost a toe
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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