What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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