White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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