its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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