Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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