No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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