So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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