My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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