we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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