Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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