Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i think i have herpe
just one?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
