I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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