i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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