if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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