Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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