is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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