that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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