My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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