It's like a parade of train wrecks.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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