you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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