I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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