16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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