I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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