Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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