Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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