Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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