playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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