I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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