Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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