she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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