Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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