Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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