if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Found your dick twin last night
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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