It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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