I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.