I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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