he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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