Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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