guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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