Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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