There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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