On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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