Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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