i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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