can we get nightvision for the apartment?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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