i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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