Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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