i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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