Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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