It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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