ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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