The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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